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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so fat when she dive into the ocean there is a tsunami warning out!!"
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"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"
"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"
"mens rights activists"
"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""
"If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa."
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"
"If there isn't a fireworks company whose slogan is ""our business is booming,"" that seems like a real missed opportunity."