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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so fat when she dive into the ocean there is a tsunami warning out!!"
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"Why are artificial eyes made from glass? They gotta be see-through"
"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"
"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."
"I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas."
"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."
"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"
"What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead? Finding out that they traced it...."
"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"