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Joke of the Day

"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."

"Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream."

"I could die But I'm afraid of the reapercussions"

"Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park? DepuT- Rex..."

"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"

"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house."

"What's the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed across the room, that means its good."

"""I'll take the Batmobile. Robin, you take the--"" [Robin doing up laces] ""The Batskates, yeah I know."""

"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."