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Joke of the Day

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a rape fantasy She screamed NO!! I said thats the spirit"

"A boss is like a diaper Always on your ass, and usually full of shit."

"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"

"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"

"[on Instagram] I don't really like this picture but, good for this person for still being alive and experiencing things. *likes their pic*"

"[Giving a toast] ""It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident."""

"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"My friend, who is a landscaper, was cheating on his wife and I told him to stop. He replied, ""it's hard man.. I got to much love for the hoes"""