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"* charges phone. Phone: wrong hole."
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"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."
"How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred"
"Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable."
"A magician... Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act? It was juts a stage he was going through."
"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"
"Don't describe two completely different things as ""apples and oranges"" they're both fruit Say something like ""elephants and crystal meth"""
"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."
"????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE- ""Carl, you're fired. You're a horrible mortician."""
"""How old is your girlfriend?"" ""She's52"" ""Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"" ""Yeah, actually it's yours"""