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Joke of the Day
"* charges phone. Phone: wrong hole."
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"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."
"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""
"I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ... for eating a Brownie."
"Girlfriends are like phone apps They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well."
"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"
"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""
"If you're cold go and stand in the corner... I've heard they're about 90 Degrees."
"Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at."
"What's the difference between a gynecologist and a pedophile music teacher? The teacher fucks his singers, the gyno sucks his fingers."