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Joke of the Day
"Why are guys so bad at math? They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches."
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"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"
"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."
"I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want..."
"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."
"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""
"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."
"What I want for Xmas... I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom."
"What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest? Atrophy!"
"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"