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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"

"I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early."

"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."

"This one time in 1993, Brett Favre sent an alpha-numeric representation of his penis to my beeper."

"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."

"What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone? ""You're dead to me"""

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""

"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."

"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."