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Joke of the Day
"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"
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"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."
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"Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels."
"WAITER: Would you like the usual, Mr Smith? MR SMITH: *all smugly* Do birds fly? *Penguin at the next table slams down his menu*"
"What's the difference between a hungry girl and a horny girl? Where she puts the cucumber."
"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."
"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."
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