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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut."
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"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"
"When you have to deliver bad news, always lead with something worse: ""Honey, our cat died. Just kidding! But, I forgot to buy cat food."""
"Farmers are outstanding in their field because... they can raise things without lifting them"
"What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again."
"how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? juan."
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? ...Because she's dead."
"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."
"How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight."