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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny... They just don't work."

"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."

"Ever since my wife's miscarriage she's been drinking a lot Which is ironic because thats how she got into this situation"

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."

"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."

"Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy [shuffles Pokemon cards without the plastic covers]"

"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"

"A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen... American response: ""Those lucky bastards!"" British response: ""Those poor bastards..."""

"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"