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Joke of the Day

"*puts baby powder in a crib* *adds water*"

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"Walter Jr. had to use both feet to operate the pedals. He was braking bad."

"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"

"What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse? The centaur of attention."

"I don't think any other job sees as many erections as mine... I work with planning permission at the council. P.S. I made this one, kinda funny I suppose"

"What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy? Abort mission!"