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Joke of the Day
"At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured."
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"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."
"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."
"What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!"
"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."
"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere"