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Joke of the Day
"This is an emergency! *Begs to borrow strangers phone *starts scrolling through pics"
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"In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread."
"Last night someone bashed my car window & stole my purse so I hope this thief enjoys his 17 tampons, stale gum & Sephora rewards card."
"Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react."
"What did the gay crocodile do when made the head coach of a thirsty football team? He gave them GatorAIDS"
"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"
"What's a female lizard's favorite song? ""Girls just iguana have fun""."
"What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates."
"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."