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Joke of the Day
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it"
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"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"
"Me: *gazes into his eyes* Him: *sweats* M *winks* H: I'm kinda uncomfortable M: But this is love H: It's my job to fill liquor orders, ma'am"
"If a girl elongates her words when she's texting me, I know she's down to fuckkkk, developmentally disabled, or bothhhhh."
"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."
"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""
"My One A Day multivitamins actually have directions on the bottle - ""Take one multivitamin daily."" Hmmm"
"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."
"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."