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Joke of the Day
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it"
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"Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ""victim"" as ""one who has encountered Chuck Norris"""
"[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a bird would look like if it was a demon?"
"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"
"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"
"Why do mathematicians wear glasses? It helps improve division. [Thank you](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sting.ogg) folks, I will be here all week."
"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"
"I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the washing machine."
"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."