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Joke of the Day

"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."

"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"

"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."

"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."

"*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds ""resume"" to resume"

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"

"Survival tip: If a clown starts making a balloon chainsaw, run like hell."

"For Sale : Used Facebook account ~ get up to the minute weather forecast, religious counseling and countless pictures of Jenny's cat."