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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."

"I don't see how flight MH370 sunk. When it hit the water it would have been plane sailing."

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."

"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."

"The latest research shows that... Research is pointless."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"

"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "