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Joke of the Day

"A boss is like a diaper Always on your ass, and usually full of shit."

"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"

"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."

"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"f u cn red ths yu meb b dislxic rely"

"I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic I've been promoted to spokesperson"

"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"