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Joke of the Day
"Lately I've gotten into donkey porn... ...it really gets MEEE OFFFFF!"
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"Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu? Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?"
"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."
"You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a Dog."
"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."
"I hate being bi-polar.It's awesome."
"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"
"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."