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Joke of the Day

"I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them ""My Dixie wrecked"""

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"

"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."

"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."

"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"