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Joke of the Day
"I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish."
Next Joke
"*wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up ""Daddy, can we have waffles today???"" *eats 12 pancakes"
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"
"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"
"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"
"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."
"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."