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Joke of the Day

"Awkward That awkward when you read ""moment"" even though it wasn't there."

"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"

"While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater."

"What do you call a gay in the middle of the ocean? Flambuoyant :)"

"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."

"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"

"A baker was killed by a falling metal pan... you could say his death was filled with irony. Ba-Dum-Tsss"

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."

"Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; ""Have you had a check-up?"" Girl says; ""No, he was Polish"""

"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"