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Joke of the Day
"What do you call more than two English blokes masturbating? A Union Jack."
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"My favorite one liner ever!!! Last night I walked into a bar it hurt"
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"
"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"Dad joke: What time do monkeys poop? Tree turdy."
"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
"Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in."
"Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane."