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Joke of the Day

"Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star? Because they had bad motivators... Star Wars fans will get this one..."

"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""

"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on."

"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"

"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"I really hate campfires... Just Kindling."

"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."

"why do asians have small boobs? Only A's are acceptable"