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Joke of the Day

"What does a pedophile and McDonald's have in common? They both have meat between 7-year-old buns."

"xpost from /r/tellmeajoke TMAJ that includes ""shotgun"" and ""paring knife"""

"Finally, track and field. Where the men are men and the women are too..."

"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"

"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"

"What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"What do you call a thirsty cow? A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is."

"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"

"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"

"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"