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Joke of the Day
"I've never owned a telescope... But it's something I'm thinking of looking into"
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"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"
"""Don't move or she's dead"" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing."
"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."
"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."
"What's the richest kind of air? A millionaire."
"What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank"
"Some guy said I was being pithy.... turns out he had a lisp."