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Joke of the Day

"They call it The ""I'm listening"". They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it... ... tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"

"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder... of someone else, who isn't quite as absent."

"What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions"

"I named my dick ""The Truth"" Because bitches can't handle it."

"I'm going to get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on my dick. I mean, what woman wouldn't blow a hundred dollars?"

"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"

"What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty."

"A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you."