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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout..."
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"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""
"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."
"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"
"What happens when a vampire drinks too much? They get a fangover."
"[1st time buying drugs] Me: can I get a *reads smudged notes on hand* married iguana Guy: *opens coat to reveal married iguanas* Me: hell ya"
"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."
"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"
"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."
"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."