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Joke of the Day

"Three guys go to a bar They do pull-ups"

"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."

"Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden."

"Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine. -Ron Swanson"

"I hate having OCD - do you realize what it's like to feel somewhat compelled to wash your hands nearly every time you go to the bathroom?!?"

"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only took one nail to hang the picture of Jesus."

"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"

"What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian"

"Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher."