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Joke of the Day

"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."

"What do you call a gay philosopher? Pyfagoras"

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."

"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."

"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""

"Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !"

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"

"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."

"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"

"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"