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"If I was in a room with Trump and HRC....... and I had a gun and one bullet.... I'd shoot myself in the head...."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."
"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"
"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? You'd think that but it's the C."
"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"
"Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it."
"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"
"Why can't female medical examiners have kids? Because nobody puts baby in a coroner. Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out."