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Joke of the Day

"The man who invented knock-knock jokes... He deserves a no-bell prize. I'll see myself out, thanks."

"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."

"a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend he realized they were blank"

"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"

"How heavy is a photon? I don't know, but it's probably light-weight"

"I'm not gullible but she said I was the best she's ever had and then to wait by the phone for instructions on how to get my wallet back."

"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."

"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"

"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."

"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."