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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a colorful nipple? Areola Borealis."
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"Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess."
"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"
"My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better."
"When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet."
"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"
"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"
"I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning."
"Guys I guess October is... Octover"