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Joke of the Day

"Ellen Page has recently revealed that she is gay. I guess they don't call her Kitty Pryde for nothing,"

"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."

"Fall asleep on a jigsaw. Woke up with a puzzled face."

"What is every Redditor's blood type? Edit: TypO"

"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."

"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."

"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"

"What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? Whodinuit"

"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."