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Joke of the Day

"Ellen Page has recently revealed that she is gay. I guess they don't call her Kitty Pryde for nothing,"

"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."

"How do you break up an Arab Bingo game? Yell B-52."

"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."

"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."

"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."

"It doesn't matter how hard you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy cell phone, you'll still answer it."

"The difficulty of killing a single bird with one stone has been grossly misjudged."