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Joke of the Day
"Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail."
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"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel"
"Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? He was striking a happy medium."
"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."
"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."
"Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me."
"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."
"technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs"