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Joke of the Day

"I went to the gym today. Just kidding, I walked down the block and yelled at the neighbor kids for screaming while I'm trying to nap."

"Whats better? Virtual porn or 4K porn? Neither you pervert..."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage! Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo in there."

"A man was walking in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone ""Morning!"" he said The Other man replied:""No just taking a shit"""

"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."

"I farted loudly in an Apple store and everyone got really pissed off at me. But its not my fault they don't have windows."

"Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives"

"SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."