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Joke of the Day

"Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers? He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. ^^back ^^to ^^work..."

"Romantic first date idea: get too nervous beforehand and drive your car into a river"

"Procrastination is just like masturbation It feels good but you wish someone else would just do it for you."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."

"Why did Vivaldi die poor? Because he was baroque."

"Responsive web designers who date online... ...never specify height. Just width."