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"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"
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"They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
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"The Dirty Dancing lift, except I'm throwing her off a cliff."
"Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list"
"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."
"Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry."
"Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]"