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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the problem at the Indian bread factory? Turns out it was a naan issue."
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"What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight"
"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
"im a normal guy.. i put on my pants on the exact same normal amount of leg way you do. i kno that number. im a nomal guy"
"Why did the frog jump under the lawn mower? He wanted to Kermit suicide."
"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."