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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man at the cookout so happy? He met the grill of his dreams."
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"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."
"Damn girl, are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!"
"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."
"Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair."
"Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??"
"How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!"
"Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads."
"What do you call a hooker's fart? ... ... A Prosti- Toot!"