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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man at the cookout so happy? He met the grill of his dreams."
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"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."
"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"
"I'm pretty sick right now. You could say I'm feeling like Charles Lindbergh... Because I got the flu"
"*logs on Facebook IT'S YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! *logs off WAIT COME BACK! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT YOUR EX'S ENGAGEMENT!"
"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."
"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."
"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."
"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."
"An Elephant walks into a bar bartender asks why long nose. Elephant: Mind your own fucking business."