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Joke of the Day
"Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO"
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"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"
"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"""It's time to turn over a new leaf."" - Adam & Eve on laundry day"
"What do you call an Islamic pilot? A pilot, you racist."
"Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !"
"Feminist Picnic... No sandwiches were made."
"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"
"[texting my girlfriend] wyd? ""Just finished my homework"" Cool, Send a pic (; ? *gf sends a nude* Ewww wtf!! i meant of your homework!"
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's fucking Frozen!!!!!"