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Joke of the Day
"My boss just informed me that ""It's FRIDAY"" is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
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"I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... If I hear another one it's gonna benign"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist bastard."
"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""
"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."
"Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."
"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
"Gf vs Wife Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."