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Joke of the Day
"My boss just informed me that ""It's FRIDAY"" is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
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"[Checking in at Comic Con] Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay? Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked ""Casual""*"
"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"
"Apparently Kanye dropped a new album on an obscure platform. Torrent."
"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."
"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"
"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."
"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"
"Even if you're really tired, never try to hold your eyes open using toothpicks. DAMN YOU 1970'S CARTOONS AND ALL OF YOUR FALLACIES!"
"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."