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Joke of the Day
"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"
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"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"
"Me: A wise man once said... Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!"
"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."
"[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this"
"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"
"A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store."
"The women who are attracted to me all have one thing in common...[your punchline here] write your own punchline"
"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."
"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"