23183
Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either."
Next Joke
"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."
"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."
"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."
"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."
"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"