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"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"
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"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."
"Are you reading this from a toilet? I'm writing this from one."
"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."
"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"
"My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow."
"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.' I put her in her place."
"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."