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Joke of the Day
"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."
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"Why are ET's eyes so big? He got the phone bill"
"Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they!"
"My friend is a professional sleep-walker. He's just livin the dream."
"My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of ""Mommy!"" 5 minutes of ""Mommy?"" Said ""Daddy?"" one time & my wife said, ""You should go check on her""."
"Chinese Joke Got my blood results today turns out my blood type is A negative. My dad is going to kill me"
"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."
"I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?"
"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."
"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."