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Joke of the Day

"I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny"

"Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design."

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"

"Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime"

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"

"Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive? Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught."

"Lobster Tail & Beer. My three favourite things."

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"