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Joke of the Day

"I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny"

"So a guy walks into Walgreen's. He asks the druggist for a bottle of Viagra. Druggist says, ""Do you have a prescription?"" Guy says, ""No, but I have a picture of the wife."""

"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"Weird how people always die in groups of 3's... or 5's or 78's or however you group them cause there's lots of people & we all die."

"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."

"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"

"My Wallet My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry :-("

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"

"Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table."