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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said ""money doesn't grow on trees"" has obviously never sold weed."
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"Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'"
"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."
"My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"
"The perennially hyped name ""Super Moon"" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario."
"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."
"Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log."
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"I'm pitching a show called ""Walking Dad"" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too."
"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."