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Joke of the Day

"The tourist: ""Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"""

"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"

"Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case."

"""Yo it's your boy! You already know who it is!"" -every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know"

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"

"Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job."

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"

"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."

"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"