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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."
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"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
"I know what your girl wants for her birthday. Deez nuts. Ha! Got em!"
"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"
"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."
"What has four legs and two assholes? A police horse."
"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"