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Joke of the Day

"Do you even know what patronizing means?"

"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"

"Dad, I don't wanna sleep with my little brother anymore! - I know, son, but I already told you that we don't have enough money to bury him."

"My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished."

"Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight 4,000-year-old Earth. Goodnight dinosaur fossils that were put here to test our faith."

"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."

"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"

"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."

"The other day, an ex girlfriend of mine was hit by a bus near my house And I thought to myself ""that could've been me"" Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus"

"Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard? Shut up, and eat your biltong."