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Joke of the Day

"Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot."

"Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate? Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra"

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."

"50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!"

"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."

"Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?"

"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."